“.. In the wake of Tiger Woods’ heartfelt apology that he gave to his fans, his friends, his foundation – and just to be safe, Elizabeth Edwards –
- the media has been interviewing sex addicts: ..
.. on CNN one addict said, “The day Mount Saint Helens blew up, everyone was talking about it. But I didn’t even know it happened because I was having sex all that day.”
Oh, the humanity!
Please get this man some professional help soon .. before he has a hot three-way .. and completely misses a tornado.
Now, I haven’t commented on Tiger Woods much because, well, he’s just a golfer ..
.. and it took me this long to give a shit.
But all this talk about sex addiction now – please – sex addiction is just something Dr. Drew made up because he had no other way to explain Andy Dick.
And that’s not just me saying that – it’s also the American Psychiatric Association, which does not list sex addiction in its manual;..
.. it does not regard it as a real psychological syndrome .. like delirium or bipolar disorder .. or any of the other things Glenn Beck suffers from.
You want to know the surest way that you can spot a “sex addict?”
He’s got a penis.
That’s why Tiger was having sex with more women than even a black celebrity needs to have sex with..
.. and thereby threatening to unbalance the delicate ecosystem of playas and ho’s.
But before Tiger moves on there’s one more apology he really should make ..
.. and that’s to Buddha ..
.. for dragging him into this mess ..
.. and proving once again, that whenever something unspeakably tawdry, loathsome and cheap happens ..
.. just wait a few days.
Religion will make it worse..”
go to source/story>>Bill Maher: New Rule: Stop Saying “Sex Addict” Like It’s a Bad Thing
