“…You’re not as cool as your dad – and you never will be.
He killed it back in the day.
You probably can’t imagine him as anything other than the time-tamed man who raised you -
- but there’s a whiskey hell beast inside of him.
From his late teens till when you were born he was a flannel badass with a killer lip-scarf.
There’s a reason you’ll never reach the upper echelons of being life-awesome like him –
- laws were established to prevent it.
Each day he shook the world with how he lived – and further cemented his position in the hall of legends.
Then you showed up…”
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