from:..john key..
hashtag: ifeelsosmooched
‘look..i know i said i wouldn’t give any more money to hollywood-types…
..but..aw shucks!.. they smooched it out of me..eh..?
..they asked me if the plebs back home would complain..
..and i told them..’don’t worry..plebs have short attention-spans..
..i’ll just sic them onto some pot-smoking beneficiaries’..
..oh..how we all laughed..!..
..be back soon..!..and no…i am not looking forward to it..”
