“…Hey alien friends – Earth isn’t as boring as the UFO files say…”

“…2) Biodiversity

For those extraterrestrial citizens who live in largely methane or sulphuric atmospheres the sheer variety of life on Earth can be simply astounding.

Lions, fish, beetles, Piers Morgan; the rich, complex atmosphere of Earth has created as many different lifeforms as exist in the imagination.

For those travellers who find our biodiversity a little too rich – be assured we are working on that -

- and hope to have achieved a mass extinction event by 2050.

3) History

Our research data shows that the destinations most popular with alien visitors remain consistent;-

- sparsely populated parts of rural America – outdoor raves – wherever Uri Geller is.

But there’s so much more to Earth than that.

How about a fortnight in Tuscany?

A safari in Kenya?

Or, for the Venusians, a relaxing week sitting in traffic on the M4…”

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Hey alien friends, Earth isn’t as boring as the UFO files say | Paul MacInnes | Comment is free | guardian.co.uk.

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