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“…Barack Obama on The View - as it happened…”

Friday, July 30th, 2010

“…Barack Obama became the first sitting US president to appear on a daytime television chat show, The View…

Preamble: If you’ve got an American history book, throw it away, it’s useless.

Future chronicles of American history will just say “Barack Obama appeared on The View” –

- everything else will be a footnote* to the first sitting US president on a daytime talk show, at 11am ET (4pm in the UK).

According to CNN: “Obama to make history with appearance on The View” – which is true, if you take a very generous interpretation of what “to make history” means.

On this basis, there should have been headlines such as “Lincoln to make history with appearance in daguerreotype”.

Depending on you who listen to, Obama’s debut presidential appearance on daytime telly is either another step in the inevitable destruction of the American empire –

- akin to the Rome installing lead pipes for its drinking water – or a media masterstroke.

Anyway, for those of you not familiar with The View: it’s a chat show with five women and various guests.

It briefly became important in 2006 after former cast member Rosie O’Donnell called Donald Trump a “snake-oil salesman” …

… and he called her a “fat pig”.

It was a highpoint in American civilization…”

go to source/story>>>Barack Obama on The View - as it happened | Richard Adams | World news | guardian.co.uk

“…Watch: What a Legal Pot Economy Would Look Like…” (ani-vid..)

Friday, July 30th, 2010

“… How everyone stands to benefit from ending the war on weed.

This fall Californians will go the polls with a chance to make history.

They will be able to cast a vote to tax and regulate marijuana like alcohol or cigarettes.

California’s Proposition 19 is one of many similar initiatives cropping up on state ballots across the country.

Whether it’s calls for decriminalization or medical marijuana … the end of cannabis prohibition has never seemed closer.

In this short animated parable, “The Flower,” award winning artist Haik Hoisington contrasts a legal marijuana economy with an illegal one …

… to show how everyone stands to benefit from ending the war on weed.

“The Flower” contrasts a utopian society that freely farms and consumes a pleasure giving flower …

… with a society where the same flower is illegal … and its consumption is prohibited.

The animation is a meditation on the social and economic costs of marijuana prohibition…”

go to source/story>>>Watch: What a Legal Pot Economy Would Look Like | | AlterNet

Michael Pollan: “…The Mighty Rise of the Food Revolution…”

Friday, July 30th, 2010

“…Until very recently, food was invisible as a political issue.

Something is stirring.

Pollan reviews five books that address the heart of the food movement…”

go to source/story>>>Michael Pollan: The Mighty Rise of the Food Revolution | | AlterNet

christopher hitchens has written a ‘memoir’…

Friday, July 30th, 2010

“…Described as “a memoir,” this book is a full-frontal self-portrait, not an apologia; ….

… as the author would doubtless want us to note, “Never Apologize, Never Explain” was the title of Edmund Wilson’s 1944 New Yorker tribute to Evelyn Waugh.

By turns beguiling, annoying, fascinating and infuriating, Hitch-22 catches the tone, if not the totality, of the man.

We learn that the object of his earliest amorous attentions was a classmate named Guy, “a sort of strawberry blond, very slightly bow-legged, with a wicked smile that seemed to promise both innocence and experience.”

Later on, after his tastes turned more conventional, Hitchens allowed himself a “mildly enjoyable relapse” with “two young men who later became members of Margaret Thatcher’s government.”

Of his two wives, however, he says almost nothing.

Readers expecting a full account of our hero’s life and loves—or even of how he went about earning his trench coat—will be disappointed.

So too will anyone expecting the kind of tough-minded dissection Hitchens practiced with such panache …

… on the self-serving delusions of Henry Kissinger, Isaiah Berlin, Norman Podhoretz and Conor Cruise O’Brien…”

go to source/story>>>Changing Places | The Nation

“…Goodbye mouse - Apple reveals ‘magic trackpad’…”

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010

“…Apple has unveiled the “Magic Trackpad,”…

… a touchpad which allows a user to operate a desktop computer with finger gestures … eliminating the need for a mouse.

The Magic Trackpad costs NZ$119 in the online Apple Store.

The battery-powered device, which looks a bit like a notepad made out of glass and aluminium, connects to Apple’s Mac desktop computers using Bluetooth wireless technology.

It allows users to operate their machines using the tapping, swiping and pinching finger gestures well known to owners of iPhones or iPads.

Apple said it works from as far as 10 metres away from the computer…”

go to source/story>>>Goodbye mouse - Apple reveals ‘magic trackpad’ - Technology - NZ Herald News

“…100 Best Films: 20-1…”

Monday, July 26th, 2010

“…Fed up with formulaic “blockbusters” … and overhyped cinematic turkeys?

Anthony Quinn selects 100 timeless movie classics that never disappoint…”

go to source/story>>>100 Best Films: 20-1 - Features, Films - The Independent

“…The Most Anticipated Books for the Rest of 2010…”

Monday, July 26th, 2010

“…From important new fiction by Jonathan Franzen and Yiyun Li to penetrating critiques of the current political situation by Matt Taibbi and Chris Hedges …

… there is a lot to look forward to from publishers at all levels for the rest of the summer and the fall.

This selection tries to be wide-ranging and eclectic … focusing as much on the work of independent presses as the major houses …

… the quieter literary stars … as much as the megastars…”

go to source/story>>>Anis Shivani: The Most Anticipated Books for the Rest of 2010

one persons best-of from the film festival…

Sunday, July 25th, 2010

“…there have been some special moments.

Best documentary: Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work: ….

…This jawdropping biographical portrait was the first film in the programme I saw, on a DVD screener in May.

By turns toe-curlingly hilarious … and deeply sad … it was a raw image of the desperation that so often underlies creativity.

I sat next to an elderly blue-rinsed matron at another screening … and asked her what her favourite film had been.

She singled out this “disturbing” film and added “It’s important, I think, for films to be disturbing”.

I could have hugged her.

Close runner-up: Exit Through the Gift Shop, but if I told you why this Banksy film which was simultaneously not about Banksy and all about Banksy I would spoil it for you.

If you missed it, don’t make the same mistake when it returns.

Best feature: A Prophet: I actually saw this almost a year ago but it remains seared on my retina.

Fortunately for those who missed it, it returns in September and my interview with the director, Jacques Audiard, will run in TimeOut.

Close runner-up: Poetry: The sublime Korean film which won the best screenplay award at Cannes should have been in the slow cinema section, probably …

… since it unfolded at such a contemplative pace …

… but as an exploration of character … abetted by a spellbinding performance by its sexagenarian star …

… it was a knockout.

Disappointments: The Tree …

… an Australian set, Oz-French co-pro never really knew what to do with the ideas that it came up with …

… Charlotte Gainsbourg was intensely irritating and girlish …

… and only the enchanting Morgana Davies as the child lead seemed to have the measure of her role.

Babies: No doubt this appealed to the hormonally engorged … and Anne Geddes fans …

… but other people’s babies are as interesting as other people’s holiday snaps.

Which is to say … not at all…”

go to source/story>>>In fading light - Entertainment - NZ Herald News

“…Comic-Con 2010: Kick-ass superhero flicks … and those that don’t …”

Sunday, July 25th, 2010

“…Super and the Crimson Bolt … nuggets of facts from Guillermo del Toro …

… and comic treats from Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg and Eva Mendes …

… all at the second day of Comic-Con…”

go to source/story>>>Comic-Con 2010: Kick-ass superhero flicks and those that don’t | Books | guardian.co.uk

“..rejection songs:… How to Lose a Guy (or Girl) in 10 Pop Songs…”

Friday, July 23rd, 2010

“…Face it.

Scribbling angrily in your journal isn’t enough …

… and passive-aggressive Facebook status updates can have nasty side effects … (plus, your mom is starting to worry).

Nope, you’re going to have to kick that dude (or lady) to the curb.

Whether the offender is a slimy two-timer … or just an unwanted barroom Casanova …

… the only way to unleash the fury you have towards that certain non-special someone is a healthy dose of aggro in musical form.

This way, no one gets hurt … and you’re expanding your sonic horizons at the same time.

Everyone wins!

Except for the jerk who treated you badly.

Have fun with that karma, pal … and leave us your favorite kiss-off anthem in the comments…”

go to source/story>>>Flavorwire » How to Lose a Guy (or Girl) in 10 Pop Songs

“…The Definitive Mad Men Reading List…”

Friday, July 23rd, 2010

“…One of the things we love most about Mad Men … (and we’re big fans, so it’s hard to pick)…

… is that the show is chock full of significant period details.

And few things say more about a character or era than books.

From its first season, the impeccably literate series has showcased everything from popular novels of the early ’60s to classic literature.

…we’ve compiled an extensive list of books featured in, based on, or that inspired Mad Men … broken down by season.

Happy — or, more realistically, dramatic and depressing but still valuable and gripping — reading!…”

go to source/story>>>Flavorwire » The Definitive Mad Men Summer Reading List

“…Hopes and Prospects … By Noam Chomsky…”

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

“… Noam Chomsky is one of the most hysterically abused figures in the world today.

Even his critics have to concede that his work in the field of linguistics – beginning to decode the structure of how language is formed in the human brain –

- makes him one of the most important intellectuals alive.

But when he applies the same rigorous method to figuring out how power – especially the American government’s – works, he is pepper-sprayed with smears.

He is a self-hating Holocaust denier, a jihad-loving traitor, a Pol Pot-licking communist, and on and on.

If all you know of his work is the smears, then Hopes and Prospects will be a revelation.

In his dry, understated way, he excavates the reality behind the Babel of 24/7 corporate news … and places long-buried truths on the table to examine.

Every one is sourced to the leading academic journals, the best experts, the sharpest medical advice –

- yet each one is a shock if you rely on news brought to you by corporations … and corrupt right-wing billionaires.

For example, he uncovers the story of why Haiti is so poor, and could be shaken to pieces by an earthquake that would have killed only a handful in California.

It’s a story of man-made earthquakes, one after another.

The country was the first to rebel against slavery and to cast off the whip-hand – and was brutally punished by the French Empire.

Every time it has begun to rise to its feet, it has been kicked back down … with the American Empire taking over to topple its elected leaders …

… (the last was put on a plane at gunpoint in 2008) …

… and stifle any moves towards development.

But who has heard about it?

Who tries to hold our leaders accountable for it?

Chomsky is trying to rescue crimes from the memory-hole.

He explains that Ronald Reagan – the great hero of the US right – was a great champion of jihadism.

It was Reagan who encouraged Pakistan simultaneously to become fundamentalist … and acquire nuclear weapons.

Chomsky coolly condemns “the global jihad launched by Zia and Reagan,” for geopolitical reasons …

… with no concern for the after-effects.

But Reagan remains unstained.

Chomsky quotes the great American historian Francis Jennings, who noted that…

… “In history, the man in the ruffled shirt and gold-coated waistcoat levitates above the blood he has ordered to be spilled by dirty-handed underlings.”

Instead, Chomsky says, history is too often ruled by Thucydides’s maxim: …

…”The strong do as they wish … while the poor suffer as they must.”

It doesn’t have to be this way…”

go to source/story>>>  Hopes and Prospects, By Noam Chomsky : ICH - Information Clearing House

“…10 Summer Songs That Need To Die…”

Monday, July 19th, 2010

“…Every summer there are certain songs that are completely inescapable.

Whether it be at your family’s awkward 4th of July barbecue reunion … or blasting inside the department stores you already feel kind of lame being inside …

… these hot weather-themed songs are totally unwelcome … yet simply will not die.

Below we have compiled a list of ten of these tracks that need check into the retirement home … and spend their last few days out of earshot.

Some of these are beloved classics …

… and we understand it may be hard to cast some of these into the fires of Lamedor …

… but one must have courage sometimes…”

go to source/story>>>Flavorwire » 10 Summer Songs That Need To Die

“…publication of ‘The Third Man’ … Lord Mandelson’s memoirs … left him with scarcely a friend in the Labour Party…”

Monday, July 19th, 2010

“…Mandelson has finally managed to put himself beyond the pale.

Not only has the bulk of the Labour Party decided that he can safely be regarded as a pariah …

… but even his friends have joined the sniping.

“This may seem an odd admission from someone who once embodied New Labour’s reputation for spin and control freakery,” Lord Mandelson says in the first paragraph of the introduction to his “frank, honest and revealing” memoirs …

… “but almost everything about this book is different from what I had imagined it would be.”

Tell that to his friends, his enemies and everyone else in the Labour Party.

They expected bitchiness, self-serving justification and cant … and The Third Man gave it to them;…

… they expected score-settling, distortions of the truth and a rewriting of Labour history … largely to the detriment of the author’s many enemies …

… and he did not let them down.

Or, rather, he did.

Irretrievably.

Mandelson has come a long way within Labour: he has suffered general opprobrium and two cabinet resignations.

But he did contribute to three election victories.

Once, colleagues were conflicted about the Prince of Darkness – appalled by what he stood for, yet grudgingly appreciative of his talents.

But now, after a week of all-out in-fighting …

… they feel free to revile him wholeheartedly…”

go to source/story>>>Mandelson: Author of his own downfall … - UK Politics, UK - The Independent

“…George Carlin:… Rethinking a free speech icon…”

Saturday, July 17th, 2010

“…As a new court ruling overturns the rules on TV cussing … a look back at the comic who helped start the debate

Thirty-two years after the Supreme Court ruled on a free speech case sparked by the George Carlin routine “Filthy Words” …

… profanity and the First Amendment are in the news again.

A ruling handed down this week by the New York-based Second Court of Appeals all but torpedoed the Federal Communications Commission’s recent attempts to regulate so-called fleeting profanity on TV.

Carlin, a First Amendment absolutist who died in 2008, would have gotten a kick out of the court’s decision (and a new routine as well).

The ruling is a handy excuse to appreciate Carlin and praise a couple of excellent books about the comic: …

… One is James Sullivan’s new biography “7 Dirty Words: The Life and Crimes of George Carlin.”

The other is “Last Words,” a posthumous autobiography by Carlin and Tony Hendra that came out last November.

Both are insightful stand-alone portraits of Carlin.

But put them together and you get more than a multifaceted account of a comic’s career.

You get a chronicle of a man’s psychological evolution –

– a slow unfurling of self-awareness that transformed Carlin from the colorful but safe performer he once believed he was fated to be …

… into the unique and courageous artist that he ultimately became…”

go to source/story>>>George Carlin: Rethinking a free speech icon - Biography - Salon.com

“…The Best Website Design Ideas (PICTURES): The COOLEST Black And White Websites Ever…”

Saturday, July 17th, 2010

“…These gorgeous, black-and-white websites are proof that sometimes, less is more.

Although short on color, they’re chock full of imagination, interactivity, playfulness, and hidden surprises: …

… scrolling over a word makes it morph into a string of terms … clicking lets you create a one-person band … and mousing over characters makes them come alive.

See them below, then check out our picks for the most innovative website designs ever…”

go to source/story>>>The Best Website Design Ideas (PICTURES): The COOLEST Black And White Websites Ever

comment@whoar…wtf is wrong with you all…?..rugby usually bores me rigid…but that game last sat was the best i have ever seen…why are you all so quiet…?

Saturday, July 17th, 2010

i don’t really like watching sports that much…

..and rugby has been pretty boring for quite a while..

..in years past the ‘boy’ and i gave it a go…did the father/son watching the rugby test together thing…

we both found our interests fast waning..(c.f..’boring’-rugby..)..

and ..through mutual agreement..we drifted away/couldn’t be bothered…

he played soccer for quite a few years..so we did that number…

now..i don’t really write/bang on about sport that much….

..but the compare and contrast from last weekend…had me sitting up straight…and puzzled that nobody else seems to have noticed/compared…

..c’os on sat-nite we had this absolute ripper/cracker of a rugby game…(that had me going ‘whoar!’…repeatedly….)

i just had the delayed broadcast from prime playing in the background…and it quickly became my foreground..

…heavy/brutal/fast rugby..at it’s very best…..and compelling to watch…..

then on on morn….we had the soccer/’football’/w.h.y. final…

and that was an exercise in tedium…and strikingly like that simpsons’ piss-take on soccer/f.b./w.h.y….from way way back….eh…?

yet the media seems to have been all over the ‘excitement’ of that soccer/f.b/w.h.y. world cup final…

…and missed that game of champagne rugby…..

i hope they can do it again tonight…..eh…?

..much more of this and i’ll have to alert the ‘boy’…to have another look…

..eh..?

“…Pixar: Small wonders…”

Friday, July 16th, 2010

“…Each of Pixar’s blockbusters has come with a short film.

Day & Night, which accompanies Toy Story 3, is the most extraordinary yet, says Guy Adams.

The scene in cinemas where Toy Story 3 opens later this month will be familiar to everyone who has ventured out to watch a Pixar film during the 16 years they’ve been in existence.

First, lights will fall.

Then, trailers will be screened, along with that awful advert telling punters to shut up and switch off their phones.

Finally, after a brief silence and the odd “ssh!” projectors will whirr for the main event.

At which point, in corners of every Toy Story auditorium, you’ll hear a murmur of confusion: …

… the film being shown will very much not be the latest blockbusting adventures of Buzz Lightyear and friends.

Instead, viewers will spend the next six minutes watching a bizarre-looking yarn, part hand-drawn cartoon, part cheery CG animation, set to music.

It is called Day & Night, and it is this year’s Pixar short.

The short – a film lasting roughly five minutes, screened immediately before a feature – is part of a tradition stretching back to the early days of Hollywood (vintage Disney films always had them) … which fell into abeyance some time in the late 1970s …

… but in recent years has experienced a revival at the hands of Pixar: …

… the studio has made them for every movie it has ever released, with the exception of 1994’s Toy Story…”

go to source/story>>>Pixar: Small wonders - Features, Films - The Independent

“…Frederick “Toots” Hibbert: The reggae king of Kingston…”

Friday, July 16th, 2010

“… Frederick “Toots” Hibbert, the leading light of Toots and the Maytals … and the man famed for giving reggae its name …

… is sitting in his record company offices in West London reflecting on the state of contemporary music.

Frederick “Toots” Hibbert, the leading light of Toots and the Maytals and the man famed for giving reggae its name, is sitting in his record company offices in West London reflecting on the state of contemporary music.

“I know what the youth of today are short of: good lyrics and positivity,” he says jovially.

“There’s too much negativity in music.

If you are negative, you don’t have a real message.

When we started we sang about the life we lived, the life we wanted for the future.

Reggae is message music.

The message has to be happy otherwise who is going to listen to you?”

True to his word, Hibbert’s new LP, True Love, is an album that induces feelings of such happiness and warmth …

… that it makes you wonder if someone has spiked your morning tea.

It features joyous re-workings of classic Maytals anthems such as “Pressure Drop”, “54-46 (That’s My Num- ber)”, “Reggae Got Soul” and “Monkey Man”…

… alongside a host of pop luminaries such as Keith Richards, Ryan Adams, Bonnie Raitt, Willie Nelson, Shaggy and Eric Clapton.

“Everyone just do it for me as they are all my fans,” Hibbert beams, his Jamaican accent apparent, when I remark upon his starry address book.

“They know my style and they love my songs.

I have a lot of new material that I don’t want to release yet.

Why release new tracks when you have these great songs?

I want to make sure real reggae is heard by the younger generation.

I think people have lost respect for the rhythm.

Drum machines and computers have come in and taken away a lot of virtue from reggae.

This album is a reference point for the younger generation.”

go to source/story>>>Frederick “Toots” Hibbert: The reggae king of Kingston - Features, Music - The Independent

“…The real Steve McQueen…(No subsequent male lead has managed to be quite as cool as McQueen)…”

Friday, July 16th, 2010

“…Hollywood’s king of cool … the reality behind the action man.

The posthumous “king of cool” is how Steve McQueen is routinely described by his fans today.

Thirty years after McQueen’s death, the reputation of the star of The Great Escape, The Magnificent Seven, Bullitt and The Getaway hasn’t been usurped by any of his successors.

No subsequent male lead has managed to be quite as cool as McQueen.

It’s not for want of trying.

From Die Hard onward, Bruce Willis has striven forlornly to emulate McQueen’s laconic screen image.

Kevin Costner clearly modelled his persona partly on that of the equally close-cropped and undemonstrative star.

Alec Baldwin was another McQueen pretender, even taking the star’s old role in an ill-fated remake of The Getaway.

But none has come close to McQueen’s mix of machismo and unflappability.

He was only 50 when he died of cancer.

Unlike Paul Newman or Robert Redford, he didn’t become crumpled with age … or take on the character roles that would diminish his original aura.

The irony is that McQueen really didn’t think he was a very good actor – one reason why he was so undemonstrative on screen.

“He always said he wasn’t an actor, he was a reactor.

By that he meant that he didn’t want to be lumbered with speaking plot.

He wasn’t sure he could do it,” the Briton Peter Yates, who worked with him on Bullitt, recalled.

McQueen’s solution was to pare down and down: to aim for the most minimalist style he could.

He is the antithesis to a star like James Cagney, who was in audiences’ faces …

… demanding their attention with his motor-mouthed delivery of dialogue and expressive physical gestures.

Nor, although he studied with Sanford Meisner (one of the top Method acting coaches) and effortlessly projected rebelliousness, does he have the soul-searching, neurotic quality of a Montgomery Clift or a James Dean.

He isn’t the monolithic John Wayne type either.

Actors who try to imitate him risk being dull.

They don’t have his eyes or intensity.

“Steve was the ultimate movie star.

He had what they refer to as the X-factor.

Well, it’s sex appeal, that’s what it is.

He had enormous sex appeal,” Robert Vaughan (his co-star in The Magnificent Seven) said of him.

McQueen was unusual among action stars in that he appealed equally strongly to male fans, who relished his feats of derring-do on motorbikes or in cars …

… and to women, who sensed a vulnerability behind the swaggering persona.

“I think it’s safe to say that it would have been impossible not to fall in love with Steve,” Ali McGraw, who began a turbulent love affair with McQueen during the making of The Getaway, recently told Vanity Fair.

For all his self-possession on screen, McQueen had a violent temper and a reputation as a rebel.

In his early roles, a sense of barely suppressed rage is always evident.

McQueen had been abandoned as a kid by his stunt-pilot father.

He was a troubled adolescent who often fell foul of the law, fought with his stepfather and spent time in reform school.

His time in the marines taught him the restraint and discipline he always seemed to convey in movies…”

go to source/story>>>The real Steve McQueen - Features, Films - The Independent

comment@whoar…’bad-news’ warning/alert…!…(music-division…)

Friday, July 16th, 2010

steel yrselves…!

the msm-media is covering the news that ‘take that’ are reforming….!

(i know..!..i know…!…)

and if that wasn’t bad enough…?

y’know..!…some people posit that one of the seven-circles of hell…

..is being forced to face an eternity of listening to duets by michael bolton and celine dion…

..i would add that lead singer from simply red to that horror-pantheon…

and the bad news is that they are coming here…to inflict their aural-miseries upon us…

..the only good news is that they are claiming this is a ‘farewell-tour’….

you have been warned…!

(and…no..!..i’m not going to give you any links..!..

..if you want the grisly-details….you know what to do…eh…?..)

“…BBC marks 25th anniversary of Live Aid with Bob Geldof drama…”

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

“…When Bob Met Harvey is the ‘deeply moving’ story of Geldof’s relationship with pop promoter Harvey Goldsmith…

BBC2 is to mark the 25th anniversary of Live Aid by screening a drama about the relationship between Bob Geldof and pop promoter Harvey Goldsmith …

… the two men who organised the landmark fundraising music event in London and Philadelphia.

When Bob Met Harvey will star Domhnall Gleeson, son of award-winning Irish actor Brendan Gleeson, as the young Geldof. Ian Hart, who played John Lennon in the 1994 film Backbeat, will portray Goldsmith.

The BBC describes the drama as a “hilarious and ultimately deeply moving story of the relationship between a musical odd couple”.

It will show Geldof, then best known as the frontman of the Boomtown Rats, watching Michael Buerk’s famous 1984 BBC report about the famine in Ethiopia with Paula Yates, then his wife.

That prompted him to act, assembling a lineup of artists to record Do They Know It’s Christmas?, which went to No 1 in December 1984 and raised millions of pounds.

Geldof then travelled to Africa and decided to stage a concert to raise more money.

The two Live Aid concerts, at Wembley and at the JFK Stadium in Philadelphia, on 13 July 1985 broke all viewing records.

When Bob Met Harvey will portray Geldof and Goldsmith assembling a list of headline acts on two continents in the face of resistance from managers, acts and record companies, according to the BBC.

The Ultravox singer Midge Ure also played a leading role in the Band Aid and Live Aid projects…”

go to source/story>>>BBC marks 25th anniversary of Live Aid with Bob Geldof drama | World news | The Guardian

Hayao Miyazaki: “…iPad Use ‘Disgusting,’ Masturbation-Like…”

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

“…Filmmaker Hayao Miyazaki, known for animated cinematic greats like Spirited Away, My Neighbor Totoro, and Howl’s Moving Castle …

… is no fan of Apple’s “magical” new iPad–or gadgets in general.

According to Kotaku, Miyazaki compared iPad use to masturbation in a recent interview with a Japanese publication, “Neppuu.”

“For me, there is no feeling of admiration or no excitement whatsoever,” Miyazaki reportedly said about the iPad …

… which he dubbed a “game machine-type thing” … that people use by “stroking with strange gestures”.

“It’s disgusting.

On trains, the number of those people doing that strange masturbation-like gesture is multiplying.”…”

go to source/story>>>Hayao Miyazaki: iPad Use ‘Disgusting,’ “Masturbation-Like’

“…Consumer Reports Can’t Recommend The iPhone 4 Due To ‘Design Defect’…” (VIDEO)

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

“…The Wall Street Journal’s Walt Mossberg called it “the best device in its class.”

The New York Times’ David Pogue dubbed it “amazing.”

Engadget said it was the “cream of the current crop.”

But Consumer Reports says it “can’t recommend the iPhone 4.”

Why the naysaying?

Having completed its tests on three different iPhone 4s–which included controlled tests inside a “radio frequency isolation chamber”–

– Consumer Reports concluded that Apple’s new iPhone has a design flaw …

… that causes the phone to lose signal strength when held in such a way that one’s skin covers its external antenna…”

go to source/story>>>Consumer Reports Can’t Recommend The iPhone 4 Due To ‘Design Defect’ (VIDEO)

Video: “…The Ricky Gervais show: ‘Here we go again, flogging something’…”

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

“…Xan Brooks talks to Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington about The Ricky Gervais show …

… an animated series based on the trio’s massively popular podcasts …

… which launched on guardian.co.uk and is released on DVD on 19th July…”

go to source/story>>>Video: The Ricky Gervais show: ‘Here we go again, flogging something’ | Culture | guardian.co.uk

“…Twilight’s sulky vampires are less frightening than a knitted cushion…”

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

“…Until this week the one thing I knew about the Twilight saga was that it had vampires in it, which was enough to put me off.

I didn’t realise it was a romantic fantasy aimed at teenage girls.

Turns out it’s possible to be put off something twice before you’ve actually seen it.

The central theme, apparently, is abstinence; the heroine, Bella, is contemplating whether she wants to lose her virginity to a vampire or a werewolf.

She’s not allowed to try them both out, or get to second base with one and third with the other.

And she’s certainly not allowed to take them both on at once … although that would clearly make for a far better film.

Whichever one she picks is the one she’s stuck with for ever.

In some quarters the films and books are lauded for their wholesome message …

… which is weird considering Bella is essentially deciding whether she’d rather shag a bat or a wolf.

She’s got zero interest in honest-to-goodness human-on-human action.

No.

It’s magic farmyard creatures or nothing for her.

Oh, and apparently she chooses the bat in the end, which is the worst possible choice, because being a vampire, he’s not just any old bat …

… but one that’s hundreds of years old and isn’t even properly alive.

If the final film doesn’t culminate in a 28-minute shot of her lying spread-eagled on the marital bed tearfully rubbing the leathery, disintegrating corpse of a 200-year-old bat against her marital sector …

… the entire saga has been a cop-out and a lie.

But even if you weren’t boycotting the film on the basis of its disgraceful necro-bestiality theme …

… boycotting it on the basis of its vampires is reason enough.

Vampires are the worst monsters ever created, as the following list of the worst monsters ever created …

… in ascending order of badness and culminating in vampires, will prove:

Mummies. Zombies – mindless human-hating reanimated corpses – are brilliant monsters because their motivation is brutally simple:…

… they’re very hungry thick people.

Yet mummies – who are effectively zombies in medicinal giftwrap – are laughably non-threatening.

Since their teeth are covered up … they’re reduced to stumbling around with outstretched arms trying to hug you to death.

If they had erections … they’d be scary.

But so would Goofy…”

go to source/story>>>Charlie Brooker | Twilight’s sulky vampires are less frightening than a knitted cushion | Comment is free | The Guardian

“…How to Make Porn for Women…”

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

“… Erika Lust is something of a film connoisseur — and her genre of choice is porn.

An award-winning director and co-founder of Lust Films in Barcelona, Erika knows the (ahem!) ins and outs of the adult film biz …

… but she isn’t pleased with a lot of what she sees.

While big tits, money shots, bad acting, and fake orgasms might pique men’s erotic interests …

… Lust believes films that satisfy women’s needs require something different.

Her book Good Porn: A Women’s Guide (Seal Press) walks novices though a pornographic landscape that has traditionally been pretty unsavory for women …

… and leads them to a more desirable place where female perspectives and power abound…”

go to source/story>>>How to Make Porn for Women | | AlterNet

“…American Splendor author Harvey Pekar dies…” (bugger..!..if you have not yet found his works…you should..)

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

“… Harvey Pekar, whose autobiographical comic book series “American Splendor” portrayed his life with bone-dry honesty and wit, has died at the age of 70.

Officers were called to Pekar’s suburban home by his wife about 1am (local time), Cleveland Heights police Captain Michael Cannon said.

Pekar had been suffering from prostate cancer, asthma, high blood pressure and depression, according to Cannon.

Pekar had gone to bed about 4.30pm Sunday in good spirits, his wife told police.

An autopsy was planned, said Powell Caesar, a spokesman for the Cuyahoga County coroner’s office in Cleveland.

He had no information on the cause of death.

Pekar took a radically different track from the superhero-laden comics that had dominated the industry.

He instead specialised in the lives of ordinary people, chronicling his life as a file clerk in Cleveland and his relationship with his third wife, Joyce Brabner.

His 1994 graphic novel, “Our Cancer Year,” detailed his battle with lymphoma.

The dreary cover scene shows him sprawled beside his wife on a snowy curbside with shopping bags on the ground.

“Harvey, forget about the groceries, honey. Let’s get you inside first,” she says.

Pekar never drew himself but depended on collaborations with artists, most notably his friend R. Crumb, who helped illustrate the first issue of the ironically titled “American Splendor,” published in 1976.

It was made into an acclaimed 2003 film starring Paul Giamatti.

The most recent “American Splendor” was released in 2008.

Pekar’s quirky commentary developed a following … and his insights and humor were often a bit on the dark side…”

go to source/story>>>American Splendor author Harvey Pekar dies | Stuff.co.nz

“…A Portrait of an Addict as a Young Man…(his crack addiction emulsified him)…”

Sunday, July 11th, 2010

“… Confessions of a white crackhead and literary wunderkind: Bill Clegg discusses drugs, booze, literature and interracial sex.

I wanted to write exactly what I did … and what I saw … and who I did it with … and how it felt.

But I did not include every instance of my smoking crack.

It would take an encyclopedia to tell that story,” says Bill Clegg on a recent, resplendent June evening.

As a literary agent in 2005, Bill represented some of the country’s luminary writers, like Nick Flynn (Another Bullshit Night in Suck City) Nicole Krauss (The History of Love), Susan Choi (American Woman), and Andrew Sean Greer (The Confessions of Max Tivoli).

And he homesteaded with his filmmaker boyfriend in plush digs at One Fifth Avenue.

A charismatic fixture on New York’s media scene … Clegg appeared to be publishing’s golden boy.

But his crack addiction emulsified him.

The hellish cyclone of singed fingers, brute hustlers, emotional bankruptcy, parking-lot sex, white-hot industry gossip, and his failed boutique literary agency …

… is lyrically chronicled in his new memoir … Portrait of an Addict as a Young Man…”

go to source/story>>>A Portrait of an Addict as a Young Man | | AlterNet

“…The ten worst: Rock star actors…”

Friday, July 9th, 2010

“…With news that Liam Gallagher is set for his first movie role …

… we take a look back at other rock stars turned actors…”

go to source/story>>>The ten worst: Rock star actors - Features, Films - The Independent

“…Star Wars - When the fans hit the Sith…”

Friday, July 9th, 2010

“…In a new documentary, George Lucas is accused of ruining his Star Wars franchise with poor prequels … and gratuitously tweaked reissues.

Oh, boy,” says Alexandre O Philippe, with a groan.

I’ve just asked him to recall one of the most painful memories of his adult life.

No, it’s not breaking up with his first love, or the death of a parent.

It’s the day he saw The Phantom Menace, George Lucas’s 1999 Star Wars prequel (or Episode I, if you prefer).

Living in New York at the time, where he was studying film at NYU, Philippe had been waiting 16 years for a new Star Wars movie to appear.

“What can I say?

It was massively disappointing.

The first time around, I fooled myself into believing it was good.

Then I went to see it again a couple of days later … and then it really sunk in.”

He was hardly alone.

Just like Simon Pegg’s character in the Channel 4 sitcom Spaced, who ceremonially burned his Star Wars merchandise after watching Episode I, millions of fans around the globe felt like doing the same.

With the subsequent episodes, Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith, being only marginally better than Menace, internet forums soon became the only recess for disgruntled fans to vent their spleen against Lucas.

Until now.

The People vs George Lucas, Philippe’s new documentary, sees Star Wars obsessives take the film-maker to task for crimes against humanity –

- or, at least, against the universe he created…”

go to source/story>>>Star Wars - When the fans hit the Sith - Features, Films - The Independent

“…Is it possible for a US television station to be right-wing .. and funny?…”

Friday, July 9th, 2010

“…That is the aim of a new entertainment channel that .. with the help of ‘Frasier’ star Kelsey Grammer … is taking on the liberals.

When he was the radio psychiatrist Frasier Crane, he was famed for his sympathetic ear.

But now Kelsey Grammer, whose catchphrase in that hit sitcom was “I’m listening”, has a rather different agenda:…

… he has become the face and very audible voice of a new right-wing television outlet …

… that aims to win back the airwaves from the liberal intelligentsia.

It may seem an odd time for Grammer to be burnishing his conservative credentials.

He is making a much applauded plunge into Broadway as one half of a gay pairing in La Cage aux Folles …

… a production that might not appeal to every red-blooded Republican.

The new channel – which, unlike Fox, will focus on entertainment rather than current affairs – describes itself as tuned in to “pro-America, pro-business and pro-military sensibilities” …

… and Grammer’s early trailers hint at a tone that will not appeal any wider than that constituency.

But then, that those not in the fold might be offended by more media terrain being given to conservatives to vent their views was predictable.

It is often argued, after all, that the outsized influence of Rush Limbaugh on the radio and Glenn Beck on the television have propelled them to a place where they are the de facto leaders of the Republican Party in the United States …

… and thus of the anti-Barack Obama opposition.

So it is that one of the trailers for the RightNetwork now firing up YouTube precisely exploits the early expressions of outrage at the imminence of its birth from liberal opinionators like Keith Olbermann of MSNBC …

…(which advertises its liberal credentials more honestly than Fox News does its conservative ones).

“We may be on to something,” the trailer concludes.

“Just wait until we launch the network.”

Exactly how weighty it will become – and funny – remains to be seen.

Even its name might turn out to be a stretch.

For now, the RightNetwork has just three shows on its roster, including a showcase for conservative stand-up comedians …

… and a reality show about political neophytes on the right end of the spectrum running for office for the first time called Runners…”

go to source/story>>>Is it possible for a US television station to be right-wing and funny? - TV & Radio, Media - The Independent

“…Lindsay Lohan: the shocking truth is that she’s a great actor…”

Friday, July 9th, 2010

“…Lohan’s life has long been the subject of constant brouhaha – some of it whipped up through the cheery lack of discretion that other 24-year-olds can blithely choose to exercise …

… some engineered through attention-grabbing stunts such as her recent guns-and-gore photoshoot with photographer Tyler Shields.

And she can be sure that, whatever the occasion, the paparazzi will be there to record her bleary grimaces and skimpy outfits.

But in between her falling out of nightclubs and tumbling into the arms of assorted “close friends” (mostly female, hence the ghastly tabloid prurience that surrounds her every smooch) …

… there is one startling fact that Lohan has managed to keep relatively quiet: …

… she’s a rather delightful actor.

In fact, it might be the most shocking thing about her.

Substance addiction and wayward behaviour are not unheard of in someone with such a stormy family background.

(Her relationship with her estranged father, who has reportedly expressed paternal affection through that time-honoured ritual of passing his daughter notes via her on-set stand-in, continues to be troubled.)

No, the real surprise is that this accomplished performer, with a light comic touch, should flourish from such rocky terrain.

It is this sparkling talent, this feistiness in using creative expression to process or overcome emotional disadvantage, that is most frequently overlooked by soapbox character-assassins –

– such as Bette Midler, who lumped Lohan in with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton as “wild and woolly sluts” …

… and Camille Paglia (”these girls are lowering themselves to the level of backstreet floozies”).

My advice to anyone tempted to write off Lohan is:…

… look at the films…”

go to source/story>>>Lindsay Lohan: the shocking truth is that she’s a great actor | Film | The Guardian

“…Mark Twain’s Autobiography: Previously Unpublished Documents Reveal Shocking View Of Christianity, Criticism Of Roosevelt…” (VIDEO)

Friday, July 9th, 2010

“…Mark Twain’s autobiography will be published this November … 100 years after his death, per Twain’s own dying wishes.

A fear of being shunned for the shocking and controversial opinions that he voices in the document left Twain unwilling to release his autobiography until long after his death …

… but the time has come to unveil Twain’s revelations about his own life.

The documents, which have been housed at UC Berkeley for decades … were long considered unfinished … but after six years …

… scholars have been able to piece the autobiography together to reveal a fully-formed book.

The book contains some shocking opinions which would have been extremely controversial in Twain’s day, including a criticism of Christianity —

“Ours is a terrible religion” — and of Teddy Roosevelt.

It also reveals Twain’s insights into his own writing process …

… such as a description of how he overcame writer’s block while writing “Tom Sawyer.”

The autobiography will be published in three volumes, the first of which will hit the shelves in November…”

(and i hafta say…this is the impending-publication i am most excited about..for many a long while…for many many reasons…

..i hope it .. and the ideas/revelations contained…receive saturation-coverage…)

go to source/story>>>Mark Twain’s Autobiography: Previously Unpublished Documents Reveal Shocking View Of Christianity, Criticism Of Roosevelt (VIDEO)

“…Newspaper Narcissism…(Our pursuit of glory led us away from readers)…”

Friday, July 9th, 2010

“…American journalism is in trouble, and the problem is not just financial.

My profession is in distress because for more than a decade it has been chasing the false idols of fame and fortune.

While engaged in those pursuits, it forgot its readers and the need to produce a commercial product that appealed to its mass audience …

… which in turn drew advertisers … and thus paid for it all.

While most corporate owners were seeking increased earnings, higher stock prices, and bigger salaries …

… editors and reporters focused more on winning prizes … or making television appearances.

Some long-term reporting projects have been undertaken, and multiple-part series published, simply because they might win prizes.

Over the past ten years, The Washington Post has won nineteen Pulitzer Prizes.

But over that same period, we lost more than 120,000 readers.

Why?

My answer, unpopular among my colleagues, is that while many of these longer efforts were worthwhile …

… they took up space and resources that could have been used to give readers a wider selection of stories about what was going on …

… and that may have directly affected their lives.

Readers have limited time to spend on newspapers.

The number has been twenty-five minutes, on average … for more than thirty years.

In short, we have left behind our readers in our chase after glory…” (cont..)

go to source/story>>>Newspaper Narcissism : CJR

“…Business Journalism on Prozac…”

Friday, July 9th, 2010

“…A look at an issue of Fortune.

Fortune is the happy-go-luckiest magazine in business these days.

Which means it’s way out of step with the times.

Why, reading its pages you’d barely know there was a big ol’ recession and financial crisis going on.

Becky Quick’s column calling for prosecutions on Wall Street was good (as I noted earlier) …

… but it’s a lonely boo bird in a sea of “Go, Team Corporate Capitalism!”

Take a stroll through the table of contents…”

go to source/story>>>Business Journalism on Prozac : CJR

“…In April 1925, a fifty-seven-year-old British explorer named Percy Harrison Fawcett trooped into the Brazilian jungle for the last time…”

Friday, July 9th, 2010

“… Fawcett had spent much of his adult life under mosquito netting there …

… and he had become convinced that the region held the remnants of a great lost city—the stronghold of a vanished civilization.

Hobbled by age and by poverty, he nonetheless convinced his financial backers to give him one last chance to prove his claims.

Equipped with little except a reputation as the man whom the jungle could not kill …

… Colonel Fawcett and two younger companions set off on a path that would lead them deep inside the remote and rugged region known as Mato Grosso.

The party was never heard from again.

Over the next several years, the world press speculated wildly on Fawcett’s fate.

He had been murdered by hostile Indians; he was being held prisoner; he had lost his mind and gone native; he had been made into a god.

Seven years after the explorer’s disappearance … a young British journalist set out to find him.

Peter Fleming wasn’t the first to go looking for Fawcett … but he was almost certainly the least prepared.

A twenty-five-year-old literary editor at the Spectator, recently graduated from Oxford, he was a man of the pen, not the machete.

He had a taste for adventure, as young men do, but had indulged it sparingly …

… and had little experience with map-making, Portuguese-speaking, piranha-avoiding, or any other skill that might prove useful in the jungle.

His companions—wealthy sons of Eton, men of good breeding and bad judgment—were similarly young and green.

“There are, I suppose, expeditions and expeditions,” wrote Fleming, and “it looked as if ours was not going to qualify for either category.”

Of the expedition … the best that can be said is that nobody died…”

go to source/story>>>The Ordinary Jungle : CJR

“…Robin Ince’s top 10 truly bad books…”

Tuesday, July 6th, 2010

“…From Sign of the Speculum … to How to Marry the Man of your Choice …

… Robin Ince picks the best of the truly bad books he’s salvaged from jumble sales and skips up and down the country

Robin Ince is one of the UK’s most accomplished, versatile comedians with a string of awards and media appearances to his name.

He was the Chortle award winner in 2009 and won the Time Out award for Outstanding Achievement in Comedy for his show The Book Club …

… which was also nominated for a British Comedy award … and hailed by the Observer as “the outstanding literary event of the Edinburgh Festival”.

“Life on the road has taken me the length and breadth of the country … and has allowed me to spend many an afternoon scouring second-hand bookshops …

… turning the yellowed pages of classics such as What would Jesus Eat? … rummaging through jumble sales … and even the odd skip …

… constantly on the search for the best of the truly bad.

Over the last five years, my love of misguided guides and peripheral poetry pamphlets has bordered on obsession …

… in fact my tattered collection of “killer crab” novels currently stands taller than my child.

This is my top 10 today, tomorrow it might include Mills & Boon’s Rash Intruder or God is for Real, Man.”

go to source/story>>>Robin Ince’s top 10 truly bad books | Books | guardian.co.uk

“…iPhone Bars ‘Totally Wrong’: Apple ‘Stunned’ To Find Phone Shows Too Many Bars Of Signal Strength…”

Sunday, July 4th, 2010

“…Apple Inc. said Friday that it was “stunned” to find that its iPhones have for years been using a “totally wrong” formula to determine how many bars of signal strength they are getting.

Apple said that’s the reason behind widespread complaints from users that the latest model, iPhone 4 …

… can show a sudden plunge in signal strength when they hold it in a way that covers a small black strip on one edge of the phone.

Users have jokingly called this the “death grip” for the phone…”

go to source/story>>>iPhone Bars ‘Totally Wrong’: Apple ‘Stunned’ To Find Phone Shows Too Many Bars Of Signal Strength

“…Review: Bill Bailey at The Civic…”

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

“…Only Bill Bailey could have a theatre roaring with laughter over the Renaissance painting The Incredulity of Saint Thomas.

Bringing to life the depiction of the original doubting Thomas was all part of the English comedian’s two-hour show, one themed on his mistrust of the modern world that comes after his last appearance here in 2008.

He also had a good line in similes and metaphors.

Ones which likened the English football team to terrified cabbages, Simon Cowell to a loathsome tick, Jamie Oliver to a fat-tongued gibbon …

… and described James Blunt as a “knuckle-dragging Nickelback fan”.

And Bailey also pretty much succeeded in uniting 2000 people in a campaign to plug the BP oil spill with Dan Brown novels.

But really, far from being an angry-eyed, narcissistic rant, his repertoire was educational.

The audience were given the opportunity to examine the lyrics of Akon’s Smack That, learn what is so special about barnacles and expand their “txt spk” with a new acronym - ROTFLYSST

…(rolling on the floor laughing yet still somehow typing)…”

go to source/story>>>Review: Bill Bailey at The Civic - Entertainment - NZ Herald News